Some days feel uglier than others, 2017, Acrylic on paper, 2.1 x 3.4 inches

It's the coffee and tea, but mostly the tea, that stains, 2017 Acrylic on paper, 2.1 x 3.4 inches

Yoga pants are the best lazy pants, 2020, Acrylic on canvas, 36" x 36"

Put a retainer in and the family will never know, 2017, Acrylic on paper, 2.1 x 3.4 inches

The tape looks silly but helps prevent swelling, 2017, Acrylic on canvas, 12" x 12"

At home waxing is not, in fact, easier the second time, 2017, Acrylic on canvas, 18 x 24 inches

Friends ask why I don't get my nails done - it'd be like a mechanic getting theirs done, 2016, Acrylic on canvas, 12 x 12 inches

The dentist asked if I wanted braces, getting them wouldn't make me a better person, 2017, Acrylic on paper, 2.1 x 3.4 inches

How long should I give it for that spot to go away? 2017, Acrylic on paper, 2.1 x 3.4 inches